Boratista ensimmäinen kunniakalkkuna

Koska Borat nauttii niin suurta arvostusta ainakin minun puoleltani, ehdotan että tästä kazakstanilaisesta tv-reportterista
tulisi ensimmäinen virallinen kunniakalkkuna. Perusteita valinnalle saa vaikka täältä: http://www.boratonline.co.uk/ .

Lisäperusteluna kunniamaininnalle voidaan pitää myös sitä, että Borat-elokuvan pitäisi olla valmis julkaistavaksi tänä vuonna.

Sitten vielä kopipeistattuna yksi parhaimpia Borat-jaksoja, jossa Borat juttelee englantilaisten ketunmetsästäjien kanssa.

"Borat's Guide To Hunting

(Borat is standing in the English countryside)

Borat - Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp. Some like to make the jam. But the most fun is to kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog. This is why I come to the countryside to find out about English hobbies.

(Borat is with an elderly hunter)

Borat - Hello. You are here on a hunt?
Hunter - Yes, yes I am indeed.
Borat - And you are... Why do you not have a horse?
Hunter - Can't afford one to be quite honest.
Borat - Why not?
Hunter - I'm retired now.
Borat - You are a retard?
Hunter - Yes I am...
Borat - Like a mongoloid?
Borat - So you hunt a lot?
Hunter - I hunt a lot? Yes.
Borat - You are a real man!
Hunter - Yes, yes I am.
Borat - We say, "A man who does not hunt", in Kazakhstan, "Is like a man with no..." How do you say?
(Borat gesture to his groin)
Hunter - You say, "You've no bollocks", I think.
Borat - Bollocks?
Hunter - I shouldn't say that.
Borat - You have big bollocks?
Hunter - Yes, probably.
Borat - You have big bollocks?
Hunter - I shouldn't think so. Not now.
Borat - Can I touch them?
Hunter - No.
Borat - Why?
Hunter - It's private."